Our story

An old ramshackle boat is grounded in low waters and lit by sunset light.
Our story is perfect and golden and golden and golden. Just read our AI-generated back story. 

California is a land of sun-drenched valleys

California is a land of sun-drenched valleys, rain-soaked mountains, salty sea air, and redwood forests. The air is filled with the scent of sagebrush, burning wood, and fresh citrus. The light here is softer, more golden than red, but no less intense.

We love what we do

This whisky tastes like the cold Pacific Ocean. It tastes like the cold Pacific Ocean with seagulls flying past your face, sun glowing through clouds.

We’re Really busy doing what we love

The barley's barley's barley has been dried and stripped of its husk, like a stone with a tree growing out of it. The wooden barrel is smooth to the touch. It has a slight tremor, like an old man.

So busy that we didn’t have time to write this

Your hand is warm inside a barrel for days, perhaps weeks. If you open the barrel, the barrel will stay open because of the gentle thrust of the whiskey.

We let an AI Write THE copy and found a stock photo

The wood of American oak is as hard as a rock, but as soft as a plush cushion. The stench of the charred wood will make the strongest of men blink and take a long, deep breath.

That way, we can focus on what’s actually in the bottle

American oak smells like the air itself, salty and crisp and clean and cutting and perfect and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and gold and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden and golden.

ALMOST sounds legit, right? … If you turn your brain down.

The flavor of whiskey lies within. There will be no high or low notes of vanilla, cinnamon, or fruit. Rather, the whiskey will taste like whiskey, only better.

This is silly. Let’s go have some whiskey.